I'm Living on a Real Tight Budget
Sung to the tune of I’ve Been Working on the Railroad
Please press play June 28, 2009
I’m living on a real tight budget
because I have no cash.
Ever since the home fiasco
and the market crash
My IRA has dropped to zero
and my savings are all gone
I worked and saved
it seems for nothing
Should have spent it all along
Cause retired I can’t stay
There seems to be no way
Because I can’t get along
I need a job today
So I can pay my way
To keep my house where I belong
Someone hire me real quickly
I’ll do anything you ask
Bag up groceries or meet and greet
Just as long as I can eat.
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No Foil The US Be
Sung to the tune of Farmer in the Dell
Please press play June 24, 2009
The Country of Iran,
a mock election ran.
The world stood by as they denied
the preference of their land.
So folks took to the street
to turn about defeat
to break the band of mullah’s man
And take their rightful seat.
Mah moud Ah ma din e jad
must think it’s rather odd
no US voice heard on this choice
and what’s happened on his sod.
While the Champs of Liberty
sidelined just wait to see.
Our Pres intends to play both ends.
No foil the US be.
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Gitmo
Sung to the tune of B-I-N-G-O
Please press play June 21, 2009
There's a place in Cuba's bay
and Gitmo is its name - O
Pres says, "Close it down.
Prisoners on the ground
must get out of town
with legal rights today-O."
There's no plan on where they'll go
for an extended stay - O
EU has taken some
New York is home to one
Uighurs enjoy the sun
In Bermuda by the bay-O
Saudi, Palau, Iraq and Chad
Are doing their share too-o
Don’t care where they go
As long as I know
That the Yankee foe
Won’t come to the USA-O
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Not In Your Policy
Sung to the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Please press play June 14, 2009
I went to my Doctor and he said,
“It’s no longer just wait and see.
Must schedule you into the OR
before it is done urgently.”
And so I filled out all of the forms
as neat as I thought they could be
And then at last I received their note
Denying to pay this for me.
Oh why won’t Oh why won’t
You pay for this surgery
for me, for me
You say there’s no way
It’s just not in your policy.
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Nancy, Nancy
Sung to the tune of Bicycle Built For Two
Please press play June 7, 2009
Nancy, Nancy
tell us your side today.
We can fancy
just what you’re gonna say.
“I never heard the reporting
about this water-boarding.
Though I declare
that they did share
just what they were purporting.”
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Stimulus
Sung to the tune of Alouette
Please press play May 31, 2009
Soon I’ll get it.
Can’t wait ‘til I get it.
When I get it
I’ll spend it right away.
Have you got it?
Said that they would send it.
Hasn’t come yet;
what is the delay?
Stimulus they’re calling it.
I think our government’s unfit.
Bailed-out Banks; without thanks
AIG’s; was a squeeze
Autos too; how ‘bout you.
OHO OHo Oho oho ooooo
Trillion smackers.
Have we all gone crackers.
What has happened in the USA.
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Say It Ain't So
Sung to the tune of Home On The Range
Please press play May 24, 2009
Oh sell me a home
with an FHA loan
so that I’ll never have to pay rent.
But all that I hear
is there’s no money dear
and no bank has a penny to let.
Oh, say it ain’t so.
The President won’t free up the dough.
In the Fed it will stay
until some future day
when he finally will let it all flow.
Oh Fanny and Fred,
why did you go into the red?
You got into the tank
with that old Barney Frank
and now we all wish we were dead.
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